Funny SMS

Humko To "Bottle" Ne Loota
"Paava" Me Kha Dum Tha,
Humare To Bottle Bhi Foote
Janha "Theka" Band Tha....!

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Girl: Fish Tank Ko Dekh K
Boli Machliya Itni Sundar
Kyun Hoti He?
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Boy: Sprite Pite Hue Kyunki
Wo Kapde Nahi Pahnti..!
Sidhi Baat No Bakwas!

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Kitna Lucky Hoga Wo Boyfriend.
Jiski Girlfriend.
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Usse Kahegi: Jaanu Tum Phone
Rakho, Mai Call Karti Hu

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Girlfriend Ki Sister Agar Missed
Call Kare To Usse Kya Kahenge….?
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Betaaa...
Mann Me Dusra Laddu Phoota...

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Ek Conductor Ki Shadi Ho
Rahi Thi, Jab Dulhn Phero
Ke Waqt Uske Pas Akar
Baithi To Vo Bola Thoda
Pas Ho K Baith, Ek Sawari
Or Baith Sakti Hai. :-)